Cappuccino Assassino: Vampire Survivors
About Cappuccino Assassino: Vampire Survivors — Coffee-Powered Ninja Survival
Cappuccino Assassino: Vampire Survivors is a free roguelike survival game playable in the browser, built in the Vampire Survivors style. Cast as a coffee-powered ninja, the goal is to endure endless waves of Italian brainrot meme monsters across a 3D theme park arena. Weapons handle their own attacking, leaving movement and dodging as the core activity. Runs are short, the pace is fast, and the whole thing is designed for both PC and mobile.
How to Play Cappuccino Assassino: Vampire Survivors — Survive 10 Minutes and Defeat La Vaca
Green coffee beans dropped by enemies carry XP — collect them to level up. Each level-up presents upgrade cards to choose from, and rerolling is available as an option. Six weapons can be evolved into more powerful forms over the course of a run. Survive for 10 minutes and defeat the boss La Vaca Saturno Saturnita to win.
Controls
- WASD / Arrow Keys: Move (desktop)
- Floating joystick (left side of screen): Move (mobile)
- Automatic: Weapons fire at nearby enemies without input
- Click / Tap / Keys 1–4: Select an upgrade card on level-up
- R: Reroll upgrade cards
- ESC / P: Pause
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