Milord, We Have a Zombie Problem

About Milord, We Have a Zombie Problem: Medieval Tower Defense Against the Undead Horde

Milord, We Have a Zombie Problem drops you into a medieval siege where tens of thousands of undead are bearing down on your keep. The challenge is to hold the line against waves of zombies, skeletons, hellhounds, necromancers, and dragon-liches while building and personally aiming a battery of towers along the road. Between battles, a deep War Council upgrade tree lets you reinforce your defenses with new towers, spells, griffin riders, a holy meteor, and heroes who stand guard at the gate.

How to Play Milord, We Have a Zombie Problem

The goal is to prevent the dead from reaching your keep until the entire horde has been destroyed. Each battle unfolds in two phases: preparation and combat.

Building and Aiming Towers

Before a battle begins, select a tower from the bottom bar and place it on the walls or raised ground beside the road. Once placed, set its aim — towers sweep around the point you designate. The available tower types are crossbows, ballistae, trebuchets, dragonfire braziers, storm spires, alchemist towers, and sunlance prisms.

During the Battle

Hurl a Royal Fireball at the horde and hold to keep casting. Additional spells are available during combat. Pausing is possible at any time. After the battle ends, spend Souls, Royal Seals, and Holy Relics in the War Council to unlock and upgrade towers, spells, and heroes.

Controls

• Keys 1–7: Select a tower from the bottom bar
• Click on walls or raised ground: Place the selected tower
• Drag from bar onto map: Alternative tower placement
• Click or drag: Set tower aim
• Space: Start battle / Pause
• Click the horde: Hurl a Royal Fireball
• Hold click on horde: Keep casting Royal Fireball
• Keys 1–4: Use spells during battle
• Right mouse button drag: Pan the map
• Arrow keys: Pan the map
• Mouse wheel: Zoom
• Tap (phone): Build tower
• Drag (phone): Aim tower
• Pinch (phone): Zoom
• Tap Start Battle (phone): Begin the battle

Games You Might Like

If holding a road against the undead is your thing, zombie games on Playgama offer a wide range of horde-survival challenges to explore. For more maze-building and tower-placement depth, Zombie Barricade: Maze Defense lets you design the kill corridor yourself across campaign and endless survival modes. Lastlight: Zombie Survival tasks you with fortifying a Town Hall and equipping wall guards to hold a single northern road, much like defending your keep here. Zombie Siege: Last Base pushes the horde-survival formula further with soldier merging, mine planting, and a six-zone campaign of escalating undead waves. Broader tactical options await in the full strategy games library on Playgama.