Noob Parkour: Obby Skyblock

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If you've ever watched your little sibling play knockoff Minecraft games on sketchy browser sites, this is exactly that vibe. Noob Parkour: Obby Skyblock drops you into a 2D platformer where a blocky Steve-looking character jumps across floating islands, dodges exploding TNT, and collects diamonds like there's no tomorrow. It's basically what happens when Minecraft and Mario have a browser game baby. Your goal? Jump from platform to platform, avoid dying to slimes and creepers, grab as many diamonds as you can, and reach the glowing portal at the end of each level. Simple, addictive, and clearly aimed at kids who love that blocky aesthetic.

Key Features

• Multiple Biomes: Jump through snowy, watery, mysterious, and nighttime worlds with different hazards.
• Unlockable Skins: Spend your diamonds to dress up as different Minecraft-style characters (I spotted an Enderman skin).
• Lucky Block System: Break special blocks to discover random rewards and progress the story.
• Browser-Friendly: Runs on pretty much anything with a web browser—no beefy PC needed.

How to Play Noob Parkour: Obby Skyblock

It's pick-up-and-play simple, but timing those jumps gets tricky fast.

Master the Basic Movement

You control your blocky character with either A/D keys or arrow keys to run left and right. Press W or the Up Arrow to jump. The physics feel a little floaty—like you're jumping on the moon—so you'll need to adjust your timing. Don't expect super-precise Mario controls here; it's more forgiving but also a bit slippery.

Dodge the Minecraft-Themed Hazards

Every level throws classic Minecraft enemies and traps at you. Green slimes bounce around, creepers block narrow platforms, and TNT explodes right when you're trying to land. The real killer is the gaps between platforms—fall into the void and you restart the level. I died more to mistimed jumps than actual enemies, honestly.

Collect Diamonds and Reach the Portal

Diamonds are scattered everywhere, sometimes in dangerous spots that tempt you into risky jumps. You'll want to grab them because they unlock new character skins in the shop (the little shirt icon in the top corner). Once you collect enough and survive the gauntlet, hit the glowing blue portal to finish the level and move to the next challenge.

Who is Noob Parkour: Obby Skyblock for?

This is 100% for younger kids—probably ages 5 to 10—who are obsessed with Minecraft but play on school Chromebooks or borrowed tablets. If you're looking for a deep platforming experience, this ain't it. But if you need something safe, colorful, and instantly recognizable for a child to burn through during screen time, it fits the bill perfectly. No blood, no violence, just goofy blocky characters jumping around.

The Gameplay Vibe

It's extremely chill and repetitive in that hypnotic way browser games tend to be. The action is slow enough that you're never stressed, but just challenging enough to keep a kid engaged. Visually, it's rough—the graphics look like someone slapped together free Minecraft assets with mismatched pixel sizes. The character animations are stiff, and the UI buttons have that glossy mobile game sheen that clashes with the blocky world. There's cheerful background music that loops endlessly (it gets old after about 10 minutes). Honestly, it feels like a game you'd find on those "unblocked games" sites kids pull up when the teacher isn't looking.

Technical Check: Saves & Performance

The game auto-saves your progress in your browser's local storage, so as long as you don't clear your cache or switch browsers, you'll keep your diamonds and unlocked skins. Performance-wise, this thing could run on a potato. I had zero lag or stuttering—it's clearly built for low-end devices and web portals. Even on mobile, it loaded instantly and played smooth.

Quick Verdict: Pros & Cons

A harmless time-waster that kids will enjoy for a few sessions, but it's not breaking any new ground.

• ✅ Pro: Loads instantly, no downloads, works everywhere.
• ✅ Pro: Kid-safe content with familiar Minecraft theming.
• ❌ Con: Visuals are inconsistent and cheap-looking—clear asset flip vibes.
• ❌ Con: Gets repetitive fast; same jumps, same enemies, different background.

Controls

The controls are responsive enough, though the floaty jump physics take some getting used to.

• Desktop: A/D or Arrow Keys to move, W or Up Arrow to jump.
• Mobile: On-screen touch buttons for movement and jumping.

Release Date & Developer

Developed by New Generation Games and released on November 13, 2024.