Security Guard Simulator

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Ever played Papers, Please and thought "what if this was sillier and I could just shoot the weird customers?" That's basically this game. You're a nightclub bouncer armed with scanners, X-ray vision, and a pistol, deciding who gets into the club and who gets... dealt with. It's part business sim, part arcade chaos, and fully designed for quick bursts of decision-making mayhem on your lunch break.

Key Features

• Multiple Tools: Switch between scanners, X-ray tablets, and a pistol to inspect or eliminate suspicious guests.
• Simple Controls: Works flawlessly on mobile and older PCs—no fancy graphics card needed.
• Quick Decision Gameplay: Every encounter lasts seconds—accept or reject guests in rapid-fire rounds.
• Upgrade System: Earn gems to unlock new tools, weapons, and cosmetic items as you progress through levels.

How to Play Security Guard Simulator

The premise is dead simple, but keeping your job is another story.

Inspect Every Guest

You stand at the velvet rope with a line of NPCs waiting to get in. Use your scanner or X-ray tablet to check what they're carrying. Some dude shows up with a microwave? Suspicious. Someone's skeleton shows hidden contraband? Definitely suspicious. Tap or click the inspection tools on the right side of the screen to switch between gadgets.

Make the Call

Once you've scanned someone, you get two giant buttons: a green checkmark to let them in, or a red X to reject them. But here's the twist—you can also just pull out your pistol and shoot them if they're really trouble. The game doesn't punish you for being trigger-happy, which is both hilarious and a little unhinged. Your choice affects your score and gem rewards at the end of each level.

Upgrade and Repeat

Between shifts, spend your gems on better scanning tools or cosmetic upgrades. There's a progress bar at the top showing your level advancement, and the game nudges you to watch rewarded ads for bonus currency. The loop is tight: inspect, decide, earn, upgrade, repeat. Levels last about 60 seconds each.

Who is Security Guard Simulator for?

Perfect for casual players and teens who want something brainless but entertaining. If you've got 5-10 minutes to kill waiting for class or during a commute, this hits that sweet spot. It's not challenging enough for hardcore gamers—there's no real strategy, just pattern recognition and clicking. Parents should know there's cartoony violence (you can shoot bean-people), but it's so low-fidelity it's harmless.

The Gameplay Vibe

It's goofy, not stressful. The characters look like simplified Roblox figures with giant heads and stick limbs. The club exterior uses flat neon colors and basic palm tree models that scream "asset store special." There's no voice acting, just ambient club music that loops every 30 seconds—it gets old fast. The humor comes from absurd situations (why is someone bringing a microwave to a nightclub?), but it's more "mildly amusing" than laugh-out-loud funny. Visually, think mobile game from 2018—functional, bright, but zero polish.

Technical Check: Saves & Performance

Your progress saves automatically through browser cookies, so don't panic if you close the tab—just don't clear your cache. Performance is solid even on budget phones; the low-poly graphics mean it barely uses resources. I didn't notice any lag or stuttering, which is a win for a browser game. Load times are almost instant.

Quick Verdict: Pros & Cons

A mindless time-waster that does what it promises but doesn't go further.

• ✅ Pro: Instant action—no tutorial bloat, you're working the door in 3 seconds.
• ✅ Pro: The absurd "scan or shoot" freedom is genuinely fun for a few rounds.
• ❌ Con: The music loop will drive you insane after 10 minutes, and the gem economy screams "watch ads or grind forever."

Controls

Responsive and clearly designed for touchscreens, but works fine with a mouse.

• Desktop: Click to select tools (right side icons), click green/red buttons to decide, mouse to aim the pistol.
• Mobile: Tap to inspect, tap decision buttons, swipe to aim if using the weapon.

Release Date & Developer

Developed by Matt Corp and released on June 18, 2025. It's clearly built for the mobile-first crowd but ported to browser without much adaptation.