Granny Baldi
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Horror mashup? Check. Survival tactics? Check. Granny Baldi combines the stealth dread of Granny with Baldi's twisted PS1-style world. Run. Hide. Escape the trap. It's intentionally ugly. That's the point.
How to Play Granny Baldi
The mission is escape. Period. You're trapped in a surreal low-poly nightmare. Enemies hunt you. Find items. Solve the puzzle. Get out alive. Your goal is simple: don't get caught.
Core Survival Loop
Move with WASD. See an enemy? Press C to crouch. Stay low. Stay quiet. Found a hiding spot? Tap R. Hold your breath. Wait for the footsteps to fade. Press E to grab items. Press Space to drop what you don't need. Every action counts.
Progression System
No traditional upgrades here. Progress is knowledge. Learn enemy patrol routes. Memorize item locations. Each failed run teaches you the layout. Map the escape route mentally. Die less. Move faster.
Strategy Tips
Crouch early. Crouch often. Sound attracts enemies in Granny Baldi. Don't sprint unless you're already spotted. Use R to hide in lockers or corners—enemies patrol fixed paths. Drop useless items with Space to move faster. Lighter inventory means quicker escapes. Prioritize keys and tools. Ignore decorative junk.
Key Features
- Retro Horror Aesthetic: Intentionally primitive PS1-style graphics. Pixelated textures. Warped visuals. Pure weird-core.
- First-Person Stealth: Crouch. Hide. Avoid uncanny NPCs hunting you through claustrophobic hallways.
- Zero Monetization: No ads. No microtransactions. Pure gameplay. Play on desktop browsers instantly.
- Simple Controls: Five keys. Master them in 30 seconds. Deep survival depth in minutes.
Who is Granny Baldi for?
Perfect for fans of Baldi's Basics and indie horror. Great for players who love liminal spaces and ironic low-fi experiences. Not for graphics snobs. Made for the weird-core generation.
Release Date & Developer
Granny Baldi was developed by Play Here. Released in February 2026.
Controls
- WASD: Move
- C: Crouch
- E: Use Item
- R: Hide
- Space: Drop Item
