Noobball in Ohio for two players

Noobball in Ohio is a competitive two-person event. The game in which this action takes place is an alternative reality of the minecraft world, so many things here will seem familiar. So, two slimes wanted to know who is the coolest of them. They decided to make a ball out of a passing nub and hold a friendly tournament in Ohio's oldest sport, noobball. It's up to you which one wins. To resolve this dispute, you will be given six locations with unique situations to choose from.