About Don't Wake the House!: Funny 3D Stealth Heist Game
Don't Wake the House! drops you into a sleeping home with one job: steal every target and get out before anyone wakes up. The game is a funny 3D stealth heist experience that spans 25 missions across 5 houses, ranging from a cozy cottage all the way up to a celebrity mansion. Every step you take inside fills the noise meter — and it never goes back down — so the tension builds from the moment you cross the threshold. Owners listen, sleepwalk, and get up for midnight snacks; guard dogs, cats, and robot vacuums are also waiting to ruin your night. Get caught and you'll get a pillow to the face.
How to Play Don't Wake the House!: Steal Every Target and Escape
The goal is to sneak into a sleeping house, collect every target item on your list, carry the loot back to your getaway car, and drive off — all without waking anyone. Each step, bump, and dropped item fills the noise meter, and it never resets. Fill the meter or get spotted by an owner and you're busted.
Noise and Hazards
- Quiet rugs are safe to cross; creaky floors, toys, and LEGO bricks make noise.
- When the snoring stops, freeze until it starts again.
- Hide in wardrobes or behind cover when an owner wakes up.
Bonus Loot and Upgrades
- Once all targets are collected, bonus loot unlocks — grab extra cash if your car has room, or escape safely.
- Spend earnings on quiet shoes, a loot sack, strong arms, and bigger getaway rides.
- Complete all 25 missions across 5 houses to win.
Controls
Desktop
- WASD / Arrow keys: Move
- Mouse: Look around
- Shift: Run (loud!)
- C: Crouch (quieter)
- E / F: Grab item / Interact / Hide
- Q: Drop item
- G: Use gadget
- Space: Hop
- H: Show/hide controls
- Esc / P: Pause
Mobile
- Left joystick: Move
- Swipe right side: Look around
- On-screen buttons: Grab, Crouch, Run, Drop
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